|At Grammy's house|
"Give it to my daddy, he's strong as Hulk!"
His new favorite question: "Because why? Tell me!!!"
"Mommy, you're my buddy/favorite."
To his cousin Meg, who is a teacher, while she was quizzing him on letter sounds: "That's what the teacher says..."
Me: "Nate you are so :insert: helpful/smart/polite!"
Nate (matter-of-factly): You're welcome.
Me: "Nate it's time to go"
Nate: "Two seconds. I'm almost done..."
Me: "Nate it's time for bed..."
Nate: "I not tired. I just woke up!"
Me: "Nate it's time for a bath..."
Nate: "I don't take a bath. I not dirty..."
"WOW! That's amazing!"
"I don't care!" - This needs to stop like tomorrow.
"Stop kidding me!"
Nate walks up to me one morning when I have on shorts, touches my leg and says, "Mommy big leg?". The next day I wore pants and he goes "Where's mommy big leg?" o_x