The Mrs. The Mommy. The M.D.: Things Natey Says: Summer Vacation Edition
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Monday, June 24, 2013

Things Natey Says: Summer Vacation Edition

Me: Come on, Nate, we're going somewhere...
Nate: Are we going to Target?!
Me: Nope.
Nate: The dollar store?!
You would think we don't take him anywhere -_-

Nate: I don't want to go to camp!
Me: A lot of your friends are going to camp this summer after school gets out.
Nate: Not L---, he's going to Florida.

Walking in on his dad reading the manual to the car:
Nate: Is that your Bible?

Nate: How is the doctor going to get the baby out of you?
Me: Mommy has to go to the hospital so the doctor can help her and I am going to push the baby out.
Nate: Oh, how did you get that baby in you?
Me: Well, when mommies and daddies love each other they can make a baby.
Nate: But how did that baby get IN you?
o_O I didn't think I would be having this conversation so soon!

After seeing a commercial for Gymboree on the TV:
Natey: Hey Mommy, we can take my baby there!

I'm going to teach my baby how to read!

We have been working on sight words and reading. One day in the middle of the lesson...
Natey: Mommy, I love when you teach me how to read.
Me: Me too Nate, I love teaching you to read. And you are doing so well, how do you remember all this stuff?
Natey: God tells me.

In the car with his Dad:
Nate: I know everything. Ask me a question.
Hubby: (there is a blimp in the sky) Hmm...How do blimps fly?
Nate: Well...that is a very good question...They use hot air
Haha good to know he pays attention in school ;-)

15 MINUTES into our drive to New Orleans:
Nate: :long sigh: Ugh...this is such a long trip!

6 hours into the trip and way past his bedtime:
Me: Natey, you should try and go to sleep.

Nate: I don't want to go to sleep because I don't want to miss anything exciting!

Nate: What is there to do in Tim Horlins (New Orleans) again?

Walking into the hotel room and opening the curtain:
Nate: This is so nice!

After hearing someone cuss in the French Quarter:
Natey: We aren't allowed to say "damn", right daddy?

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